Had a lot of nice ideas About our existential fears
Much admired by his peers Short and Jewish and quite political Often hesitant and very analytical
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Jesus was a great entertainer Doing cool tricks all of the time Turning water into wine Making stormy weather fine Even now his stunts confound us Kinda did what Darren Brown does
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Jesus died but then came back to life So the Holy Bible said Kinda like in Dawn of the Dead Like a film by Simon Pegg Try that these days, you’d be in trouble Geeks would try to smack you with a shovel
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Jesus ascended into Heaven He was an incredible guy You don’t often find fellas that fly Disappear right into the sky And only once did he use this ability With great power comes great responsibility
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Jesus’ mom gave birth to him Without having sex with a dude No, she would never be that rude Never even be nude with a dude Breeding without the opposite gender is Commonly known as parthenogenesis Other animals that don’t need males Include a lot of lizards and various snails
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Jesus can communicate with the deceased Like Psychic Sally– Jesus lives forever, which is pretty odd But not as odd as his fetish for drinking blood Jesus is in more than one place at a time Like an electron or Schrödinger’s feline Jesus pulled off that water walking miracle He was as handy as an amphibious vehicle Jesus had bare feet, long hair and a beard
But I’m not saying it’s me I’m not saying that I am Jesus I’m not saying that I am Jesus I am Jesus!
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